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Chinese Man Sues Wife for Being Ugly, Giving Birth to Ugly Baby

I kid you not.

This happened. And he won the case — $120,000 awarded to him from a judge because, as the judge explained, the wife, unbeknownst to the husband, had undergone over $100,000 worth of plastic surgery prior to meeting him, and so was deemed “deceptive”. I kid you not. Never mind that the child’s gene pool was 50% his (a paternity test was run and the husband was in fact found to be the biological father). Never mind that… oh, what the hell… this story is worthy of a glass of wine. Or a bottle.

Why, you wonder am I bringing it up here? A bit underhanded, you say, as much as the Enquirer worthy story really stinks of ickiness, it did get you to open the blog and read on, didn’t it? Heh, heh…

Point? Headlines sell copy. A good headline will compel you to read on. I’m sure I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know, but every now and again we need to be reminded of the great pull and importance of great content and even more important, great headlines, that draw you in and make it impossible not to click. Sad, true, that this particular story actually is true, but the lesson remains vital: if your headline isn’t urgent and irresistible it doesn’t matter how great your content is,  because no one will see it.

 So, a few take aways:

  1. A compelling, if not sensational headline is VITAL, if not somewhat sleazy. But vital never-the-less! Your job is to make it less sleazy. Good luck.
  2. A headline or blog subject which takes advantage of Google Trends, or Yahoo Trending Now will garner you a much higher ranking in the search engines, as people are searching for more info on trending topics.
  3. Incorporating these into a good quality blog post with great content is the stuff great blogs are made of.  Yup, I said it…

 Some headline guidelines that work:

  • Use a sub headline: “The 5 biggest secrets to a great blog post; how to get them at hello” … it’s a specific clincher that seals the deal.
  • Make it a “how to”: “How to Create Killer Headlines guaranteed to make people click to open.”
  • Ask a relatable question: “Are you making these mistakes when writing your blog?” folks will identify, and want a solution.
  • Use a testimonial to sell your content. Probably the most powerful incentive out there for someone to click into your site: “How I earned $12,000 in 1 day from following Suzen’s advice”. Woah.
  • Announce a benefit: “Learn the 6 best kept secrets to creating a website that makes money while you sleep.” Best kept secrets sell. Note to self.

Let’s re-cap: look at the techniques at work in this blog post: Using a headline or topic that is trending on Google or Yahoo translates to a highly searched blog that will be indexed high just by virtue of association to a highly searched story. Linking to high ranking authority sites- great for SEO, hyper-linking to my other relevant blog posts- keeps people on the site with more opportunity to scroll around  my site and see  how they can work with me.

Point: give people an irresistible reason to click into your blog to draw attention to your content and make sure that your content keeps them there and you are well on the road to creating a valuable destination. Now that they’re there, what’s on your blog that will translate into sales?

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Just a short thought to get the word out quickly about anything in your neighborhood.
Share something with your neighbors. Write a new post... What's up? Make an announcement, speak your mind, or sell something
Olga Konyukhova May 20, 2013 at 01:03 pm
Thank you, I will! We all miss him and hope he'll find his way home.
Jaimie Cura (Editor) May 20, 2013 at 11:28 am
Sending all the best vibes your way. I shared your post on Facebook and Twitter. Keep us posted,Read More Olga!
BuckWheat May 19, 2013 at 04:28 pm
Oh dont you worry, were gonna vote, but not going to vote to increase taxes thats for sure. Do withRead More what you have.
Steven DeVaux May 19, 2013 at 08:16 am
I would recommend supporting an increase similar to Ridgefield's which was under 2% (1.97%). If aRead More community like Ridgefield can perform at high levels with an increase under 2%, the Board of Education, in asking for almost twice that is openly admitting that they have installed inefficient management in school administration. Further, the sewer system on the referendum will require municipal funding since it is backed by the full faith and credit of the town of Brookfield and reduces the town's borrowing ability - the advertisement for which indicated it would not impact municipal funding.
Steven DeVaux May 19, 2013 at 06:52 am
So Mandarin Chinese won't be a requirement? Perhaps Manchurin Chinese? Cantonese Chinese? MongolianRead More Chinese? Which Chinese are the British speaking these days? Their empire stretched in the Hindu speaking parts of Asia but they aren't teaching Hindu. A quandry indeed.
Steven DeVaux May 17, 2013 at 05:23 pm
The board of education's policy should pertain to all employees of the Brookfield Board ofRead More Education.
Steven DeVaux May 17, 2013 at 05:22 pm
The short answer is because they want to. If you spent twice at much they still would. EducationRead More personnel need to be monitored on social media like Patch.
Laura Orban May 17, 2013 at 12:18 pm
I will lend a hand by voting yes for the school budget this Tuesday, May 21st. Teachers should notRead More have to pay out of pocket for school supplies.
Steven DeVaux May 18, 2013 at 11:58 am
Interesting that representative Scribner fails to represent Brookfield's businesses choosing insteadRead More to focus on Ridgefields.