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Auditions Announced for 'The Divine Sister' at Brookfield Theatre for the Arts

The show will run weekends March 7th-22nd, 2014.

AUDITIONS

The Divine Sister

Sunday, January 5 at 6PM

The Brookfield Theatre for the Arts announces auditions for the first show of their 2014 season: The Divine Sister by Charles Busch directed by Matt Austin. Auditions will be held at TBTA on Sunday January 5th from 6-8pm and Monday January 6th from 7:30-9pm. Please bring resume & headshot. Sides will be provided. Anyone interested in reading the script ahead of time, please contact Matt Austin at tbtaimprov@gmail.com or via FB message.

The show runs weekends March 7th-22nd.

The Divine Sister is an outrageous comic homage to nearly every Hollywood film involving nuns. Evoking such films as The Song of Bernadette, The Bells of St. Mary's, The Singing Nun and Agnes of God, The Divine Sister tells the story of St. Veronica's indomitable Mother Superior who is determined to build a new school for her Pittsburgh convent. Along the way, she has to deal with a young postulant who is experiencing “visions”, sexual hysteria among her nuns, a sensitive schoolboy in need of mentoring, a mysterious nun visiting from the Mother House in Berlin, and a former suitor intent on luring her away from her vows. This madcap trip through Hollywood religiosity evokes the wildly comic but affectionately observed theatrical style of the creator of Die, Mommie, Die! and Psycho Beach Party

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SEEKING:

Agnes (20’s-30’s): An ethereal and earnest young postulant, experiences visions.

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Sister Walburga (40’s-50’s): A stern and severe nun with a strong German accent and a secret mission.

Sister Acacius aka Lil (40’s-50’s): Brash and foul mouthed, sexually frustrated nun. Heavy New York Accent. Wrestling coach. Mother Superior's confidant.

Mother Superior aka Susan (40’s-50’s): Plucky and resourceful woman of God. Possibly played by a Man.

Mrs. Levinson (50’s-60’s): A devout atheist and outrageously wealthy older woman, classy but strong willed.

Jeremy (40’s-50’s): A dashing and worldly reporter, and Mother Superior’s long lost flame.

Brother Venerius (40’s-50’s): a sinister albino monk with a secret.

Little Timothy (any age): Young, vivacious child who goes to St. Veronica’s school

Mrs. Macduffie (40’s-50’s): Old Scottish charwoman

**Please note that some roles may be doubled.


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