Do you ever have days where you think the world is falling apart at its seams? Well, today is such for me...people, places and things seem to be all askew.
Politicians, (and I really shouldn't be going here) are full of themselves and often full of rhetoric. Speaking of politicians, did you hear that ol' Mitt apparently tied his dog to the top of his car while traveling? President Obama seems to be a far better pet owner, yet I beg to differ with his foreign policies. Sarah Palin is a women that gives our gender a bad name. And although he is a politician by the strictest definition of the word, Joe Lieberman doesn't do much for his gender either. I would actually love to see Andy Griffith in office, but he recently passed away. Pakistan seems an awfully sad place, as does Detroit. Niagara Falls is slowly drying up and corn fields are being absconded by aliens. Wine can now be consumed in moderation by pregnant women. Coffee is a cancer preventative and athletic shoes-we called them 'sneakers' back in the day- are two hundred dollars. "Music' is hardly music and it's time to get rid of the penny. Don't you think that 'crabisms' should be a word?
Perhaps I should return to bed for the day and hide from it all. Thanks to global warming though, it's too hot to pull the blankets over my head. Tee Hee.
