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A Penny for My Thoughts

 In the era of silent films, the mighty Wurlitzer sang to the audience. This organ was often accompanied by sound effects known as 'toys.' A toy counter often held 20 or more noisemakers, including various 'BELLS AND WHISTLES. The slang sense of this phrase, defined as ,"frivolous, or extras...accessories" most probably originated there. The literal phrase has been around since the middle of the nineteenth century, referring to the apparatuses on trains, streetcars and steamships. To sound a loud warning, really only two ways existed...you either tooted a whistle, or rang a bell. 

One sees many 'BELLS AND WHISTLES' in our modern day. Car dashboards now resemble airplane cockpits which now look like rocket control panels. I've no idea what a rocket control panel looks like, but I'd imagine it's pretty darn fancy. Televisions have many extras, complicated by that always M.I.A remote control. I have never used all the buttons on my microwave, or set the time on my wireless phone. I think I could call for help on my cell phone if need be, but I wouldn't dare try to place an order on QVC. ( I might wind up with another microwave.) The BELLS AND WHISTLES on my wash machine certainly baffle me, but I've found I always have clean clothes using the standard settings...my sweaters can be used as doll clothing. Needless to say, I'm an idiot with self-check outs and digital alarm clocks. However, I have mastered the automated teller machines as one cannot live by bread alone.

The American journalist, Jim Lehrer said, "If people want bells and whistles and all that, there are bells and whistles available. If they don't want bells and whistles there are places to go where they are not available." Ah, my hero.

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Steven DeVaux May 19, 2013 at 08:16 am
I would recommend supporting an increase similar to Ridgefield's which was under 2% (1.97%). If aRead More community like Ridgefield can perform at high levels with an increase under 2%, the Board of Education, in asking for almost twice that is openly admitting that they have installed inefficient management in school administration. Further, the sewer system on the referendum will require municipal funding since it is backed by the full faith and credit of the town of Brookfield and reduces the town's borrowing ability - the advertisement for which indicated it would not impact municipal funding.
Steven DeVaux May 19, 2013 at 06:52 am
So Mandarin Chinese won't be a requirement? Perhaps Manchurin Chinese? Cantonese Chinese? MongolianRead More Chinese? Which Chinese are the British speaking these days? Their empire stretched in the Hindu speaking parts of Asia but they aren't teaching Hindu. A quandry indeed.
Steven DeVaux May 17, 2013 at 05:23 pm
The board of education's policy should pertain to all employees of the Brookfield Board ofRead More Education.
Steven DeVaux May 17, 2013 at 05:22 pm
The short answer is because they want to. If you spent twice at much they still would. EducationRead More personnel need to be monitored on social media like Patch.
Laura Orban May 17, 2013 at 12:18 pm
I will lend a hand by voting yes for the school budget this Tuesday, May 21st. Teachers should notRead More have to pay out of pocket for school supplies.
Steven DeVaux May 18, 2013 at 11:58 am
Interesting that representative Scribner fails to represent Brookfield's businesses choosing insteadRead More to focus on Ridgefields.
Jean Hislop May 15, 2013 at 11:24 pm
I am also displeased with the new design. I di not find it mobile friendly, nir easy to navigate.
Lucia May 15, 2013 at 06:50 am
You certainly have a way with words. Why does it "suck"?