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Return of the Menace

So much for peace and quiet.

 

It was barely light as I woke up one morning to a methodic banging somewhere above my head. I thought, was it someone knocking at the front door? Who could it be this early?

Feeling groggy after a late night of reading and writing into the wee hours, I buried my head under my pillow, but to no avail. The sound pierced my skull cap! I dragged myself to my feet and headed to the back deck to see what all the commotion was.

A flash from the corner of my eye and I saw it. I thought I was rid of the rascal last spring. But no, he had returned...with a vengeance.

If you are a homeowner, particularly one of a wood or cedar-sided home as I, you know the sound. It begins as an innocent tapping, a mild annoyance. But with each strike, it starts to break down your patience. Before long, the tapping is fraying the edges of your nerves and cracking your resolve right down the middle. 

Woodpeckers.  Beautiful to behold, dreadful to deal with as they hammer away at your precious cedar siding looking for insects at unholy hours.  Myself, I prefer the quiet and stillness. My street is normally quiet most of the day...but not anymore.

About 5 years ago when I bought my home, I decided after the first run in with a woodpecker that I had to arm myself with more information before I got too crazy. This is what I found out. According to the Connecticut DEP, there are 7 species of Woodpeckers in Connecticut they are as follows:  Downey Woodpecker, Hairy Woodpecker, Yellow Bellied Woodpecker, Northern Flicker, Red Bellied Woodpecker, Pileated Woodpecker and the Red Headed Woodpecker. The Red Headed Woodpecker is endangered in Connecticut and is considered one of the rarest breeding birds in the State. My woodpecker is a Downey Woodpecker. Which is actually a good thing, as I may have gone a bit far in my scare tactics over the years.

This time, it was a different story. I was going to play it cool. I went outside and just walked the perimeter in my pajamas and the bird flew away. Ahhhhh, I could go back to my comfy bed.  A soon as my head hit the pillow, my eyes were closed. But it didn’t last long. The tapping started up and I jumped out of bed this time and raced for the door. He froze as I caught him in action drilling a hole over my bedroom window under the eave of the house. At this point, I knew I had to resort to more drastic measures.

I took the stepladder from the pantry and marched back to the deck. Still in my pajamas, I was feeling confident I would get this bird one way or another and still be able to go back to bed. I said to myself, it is either him or me. I was bound and determined to get rid of this rascal so I could get a little sleep.

According to the website www.pest.getridofthings.com, there are only a few ways to actually deter woodpeckers from damaging a house. That in mind, I climbed to the lower part of the roof from the deck and hung up some aluminum foil strips that I had cut in long strands. Apparently, the reflecting and movement of the aluminum strips was supposed to scare the woodpecker away.

As I was climbing back down the roof, my slipper got caught on the gutter and I lost my footing. I caught myself just in time before landing on the top step of the stepladder. Now, not only was the bird testing my patience, he was making me sleepily risk my life! Also, I was ashamed to think if the neighbors caught a glimpse of me hanging off the ladder, they would think I had gone utterly mad let alone the fact I was in pajamas!

Back in the house, I was hoping to get some shut eye at last.  As I drifted off finally into dreamland, the silence was broken yet again. The pesty woodpecker was back!

Are there any other readers out there with this same problem? If so send me your ideas!

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citizen

9:04 am on Sunday, November 13, 2011

I have cedar shakes, but never had this problem. I think Northern Flickers seem to be most prone to house pecking. Is it possible there may be insects on or in the wood siding?

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Kathy Mygan

11:04 am on Sunday, November 13, 2011

It is possible. I have the house sprayed with insecticide every May for carpenter bees. The carpenter bees drill holes in the cedar siding and lay eggs that the woodpeckers are drawn to. Maybe I will have to revert to spraying in September as well as May.

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lighthouse

8:26 pm on Wednesday, November 23, 2011

ALUMINUM SIDING SOUNDS GOOD (EXPENSIVE) YES THE WOODPECKERS ARE VERY PRETTY UNTILL THEY HIT YOUR HOUSE, THEN... I TOO HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND A SENSIABLE ANSWER. BUT I FIND SOME OF THESE COMMENTS DISTURBING, AND HOW IN THE WORLD DID THIS ISSUE TURN POLITICAL?

carol renza

12:36 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

We tried everything several years back. Finally put up vinyl siding and haven't seen or heard then since!

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Kathy Mygan

1:22 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

I did read about the possible woodpecker issue right before we bought the house in 2005, but I love the look of cedar siding and hate to part with it!

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Karen Ali

4:14 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

Hey Kath, maybe you have to give up the vinyl siding for piece of mind! Hmmmm. I'll ask around for you. At least you have a few months reprieve.

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Ken Hanks

4:16 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

Last year a woodpecker decided the metal chimney cap on the house next door was a good place to peck, at sunrise; sounded like a snare drum. All quite this year.

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Karen Ali

4:17 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

Sorry, meant to say cedar siding.

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Karen Ali

4:22 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

This is pretty funny hearing all these horror stories. They are funny.
When I was living in a woodsy apartment, I had a woodpecker who pecked at a tree, far in the distance, and I really enjoyed it. it was the first time I ever heard a woodpecker peck. It was really sort of lovely because he was sooo far away and the sound was very mellow. And it was a novelty to me, never hearing it before.

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Christine Rose

7:05 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

I once had a home that attracted woodpeckers. I never minded it once I figured out what it was, but I imagine having it over the bedroom window could be annoying. To me, it's a question of choosing your poison. A more urban neighborhood would have garbage pick up, with back-up beeping at 6 am. I wonder if it would have helped if you put up a bird feeder. Do downies eat from feeders? I think they do.

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Kathy Mygan

7:47 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

Thanks Christine! I am going to try the bird feeder idea for sure! Someone else emailed me earlier and mentioned a suet feeder as well.

Sarah D. Martin

7:49 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

Spraying insecticide only threatens our water supply and the health of humans and animals. I suggest going to the Wild Bird Center store in Brookfield and putting a woodpecker house on the side of your house. My cousin did this and she now has a returning family of flickers and the pecking is gone. Live with nature, not against it.

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Steven DeVaux

12:40 pm on Sunday, November 27, 2011

Yes but now the other birds have to compete for the same amount of food leading to a die off of the non-destructive species. Thinning the herd is a much more ecological approach allowing for proliferation of a multitude of species.

Designated Hitter

8:46 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

We had a pesky woodpecker pecking at the side of our house for a couple of weeks. This alerted us to check under the shingles for a reason why. We had unnoticed water damage and insects had taken up residence. We had the water damage fixed, shingles replaced and no bird since then.

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Vera Karger

10:30 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

We've had success with hanging a foot-square piece of mirrored plastic directly over the spot where the woodpecker pecked a couple of holes. I've seen people use tin-foil pie plates & we tried that, but it didn't work. Here's where we bought the shiny plastic:
Interstate Plastics Web site: http://www.interstateplastics.com/plastic-sheets-details.php?sku=ACRCLEE Or, Contact: bruce@interstateplastics.com Phone: 1-866-899-5139
Bruce's last name is Luber.
Mr. Luber drilled holes through which we've put picture wire. He said that if we tried drilling the holes, it might crack the plastic. We bought 3, put 2 back to back for added weight against high winds. The 3rd we hung in a different spot on the house.
So far, so good! Good luck.

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Vera Karger

10:35 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

BTW, we used to keep bird feeders, enjoyed watching the birds, woodpeckers included, but decided that all the seeds that spilled out drew other, unwanted animals...though interesting to see. I suspect presence of bird feeders would convince woodpeckers that the house nearby is a good place to peck.

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Darlene Woodman

11:07 pm on Sunday, November 13, 2011

We have bird feeders and we do have a woodpecker with a bright red neck, and another more muted one (male and female perhaps?). They come to the feeder, and then into the back yard where there are a few dead trees (limbs cut down) and they peck away. They have never pecked anything on our home at all. Love seeing them out there though!

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Steven DeVaux

12:41 pm on Sunday, November 27, 2011

Pialated woodpeckers. A good species. Only dead trees.

Art Kerley

2:01 am on Monday, November 14, 2011

Although we have lived in this house for 26 years, the Woodpecker "problem" did not emerge until the last few years. Our house is constructed of vertical cedar siding, a favorite of woodpeckers as others have noted here. According to the sources we have consulted, the pecking is usually done by male birds to establish their territory and as part of the mating ritual...and it usually takes place in the fall. We tried the streamers and aluminum strips and apart from being unsightly it was not very effective.

Thinking about owl decoys? They are largely ineffective also as can be seen in numerous books and photos on the Web of serious damage to wood dwellings in spite of "menacing" owl decoys stoically standing their vigil.

Experts believe that the woodpeckers have read these books and are now wised-up and no longer scared off by these efforts. So forget those "bird brain" references. Woody and company are quite resourceful.

Good luck to all who have this problem. Maybe we should form a support group or get these birds into a 12-step program

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kathy johnson

6:06 am on Monday, November 14, 2011

We also have ceder on our home. Same problem. Woodpeckers every year. Been in our home in Oxford for 35 years. I hate to do it but someday we will have to go to vinal. We have learned to live with the scoundrals besides the little holes they make add to the character of the house.

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Bam Bam

8:54 am on Monday, November 14, 2011

Amusing story! The Woodpeckers took a fancy to my man's stucco house and like AK, he put up an owl decoy, but also hung reflective christmas ornaments resembling disco balls off the gutters, that seems to have solved the problem.

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Kathy Mygan

9:47 am on Monday, November 14, 2011

The reflective ornaments are also a great idea. Since the most damage is on the back of the house I could hang them underneath the gutter where the woodpecker seems to be most of the time.

Rocky Vitale

9:11 am on Monday, November 14, 2011

Unfortunately you have to decide between a damaged house and the bird. As distasteful as it is, pellet guns will do the trick. Hate to do it, feel very remorseful, but can't have them damaging the trim in many places every year. I hope someone can find a better way.

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Warren Kass

5:39 pm on Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Go out in a a bathrobe with the ole' Benjamin .177.

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Steven DeVaux

8:20 pm on Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Sounds like time for a town-wide woodpecker hunt. After all, it worked for the deer right? Think about it. It gets folks out exercising, increasing skills. Perhaps the Park and Rec department could sponsor a cooking clinic on woodpeckers or maybe how to stuff them for the mantle. It's a thought!

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John Hawley

9:00 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Is this the part where you blame the First Selectman and everyone in Town Government for the woodpeckers?

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Stop the madness

9:21 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011

I think the first selectman has done enough damage all by himself. Don't need to blame the woodpeckers. Thanks for checking though.

Vera Karger

9:48 pm on Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Steven ~ Ghastly thought!
Warren ~ Is a Benjamin a gun?
Rocky ~ You present a false choice. If you go back above to the info I provided that described the success we had with the foot-square pieces of rigid shiny plastic, or to the other idea given using shiny tree ornaments, killing any of these beautiful birds becomes quite unnecessary.
If I recall correctly, there are 7 kinds of woodpecker around here, all lovely to observe; check out Wikipedia for that. I do sympathize with the pecking near the bedroom, & with the unsightliness the pecking leaves behind.
Presence of a bird feeder or not, woodpeckers, I'm told, store bits of food by pecking, & also sometimes find bugs in the siding which they peck.
Our house is over 250 years old with very old siding, so it's softer in spots, which the birds like. I urge you to consider Interstate Plastics. Here it is again in case you missed the first reference:

http://www.interstateplastics.com/plastic-sheets-details.php?sku=ACRCLEE Or, Contact: bruce@interstateplastics.com Phone: 1-866-899-5139
Bruce's last name is Luber.

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Steven DeVaux

12:38 pm on Sunday, November 27, 2011

Vera,
No more ghastly than the deer hunting and at least you won't come across the innards of a field dressed deer while walking Fido to the picturesque windmill that has been restored. What a mess when Fido scents it and begins to feed. Worst up with the woodpeckers is some ruffled feathers.

Bob Cloutier

10:10 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011

John, I read somewhere that the woodpeckers are actually members of the Monroe Republican party in disguise. They aren't randomly pecking on the sides of houses, they are actually leaving special top secret messages. I guess it is away to get around the Freedom of Information Act.

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Vera Karger

2:16 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011

I forgot to mention WHY the mirrored plastic works to deter the woodpeckers...they're territorial so when they see themselves in the mirror it fools them into thinking another bird is already there. (They must be Democrats, Bob.)

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Bob Cloutier

2:20 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Vera, very well done. Or it could be Herman Cain leaving dirty messages!!!!!!

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Vera Karger

2:25 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Ah, that's a low blow, Bob. For shame.

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John Hawley

5:53 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011

We have the woodpeckers every season. Sounds like the machinegun range...and we never had the solution. I certainly wasn't going to blow them away since all they are trying to do is have a meal. The mirrored plastic seems like a good idea...better than getting up on the ladder and repairing the damage. Seems to me that arguing about whether Woodpeckers are Democrats or Republicans is like two drunks aruing about the bar bill on the Titanic We need a President and Congress who will address the problem with the tough solutions necessary to avoid the iceberg which is, at this point, dead ahead.

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Steven DeVaux

12:43 pm on Sunday, November 27, 2011

You always did like the sounds of a rapid fire carbine emptying John.

Vera Karger

6:01 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011

A little humor eases tension. But yes, the ship of state is in grave danger.

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John Hawley

6:46 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Yes, M'am...right on all counts

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